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Bloodhound Gang ~ A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying


"a" is for "apple" "b" is for "balloons" "c" is for "crayons" "d" is for "drum" Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two That's the year i got here when my dear mother's water blew Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher Genius with a penis the few the proud the me I liked me so much i had to buy the company Soul for sale sold to satan for a hell of a lotta luck I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at starbucks Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized Idolized or despised bet i'm gettin' recognized Mount rushmore it? no ignore it can't rock with no big head Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead I am the angel of def with my rhymes against humanity Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity The one part the fuehrer the one part the pope It's the inevitable return baby of the great white dope Conclusions you drew proportions you blew Lost son of iggy? false bigger nose than ziggy? true Yes my name is jimmy pop no my pop's name is dick Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes Don't want the whole story? should have bought the cliff notes Like fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend's ass Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke I don't think that i'm a sell-out but i do "enjoy coke!" I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how i planned it so can it Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it When i die no lie plan on mass pandemonium They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the smithsonian The one part the fuehrer the one part the pope It's the inevitable return baby of the great white dope One part the fuehrer one part the pope The inevitable return of the great white dope One part the fuehrer one part the pope The inevitable return of the great white dope One part the fuehrer one part the pope The inevitable return of the great white dope One part the fuehrer one part the pope The inevitable return of the great white dope Great white dope Great white dope Great white dope Great white dope more free lyrics

"a" is for "apple"
"b" is for "balloons"
"c" is for "crayons"
"d" is for "drum"

Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell

One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two
That's the year i got here when my dear mother's water blew
Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her
The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher
Genius with a penis the few the proud the me
I liked me so much i had to buy the company
Soul for sale sold to satan for a hell of a lotta luck
I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at starbucks
Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized
Idolized or despised bet i'm gettin' recognized
Mount rushmore it? no ignore it can't rock with no big head
Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead
I am the angel of def with my rhymes against humanity
Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity
The one part the fuehrer the one part the pope
It's the inevitable return baby of the great white dope

Conclusions you drew proportions you blew
Lost son of iggy? false bigger nose than ziggy? true
Yes my name is jimmy pop no my pop's name is dick
Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic
Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes
Don't want the whole story? should have bought the cliff notes
Like fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class
One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend's ass
Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke
I don't think that i'm a sell-out but i do "enjoy coke!"
I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how i planned it so can it
Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it
When i die no lie plan on mass pandemonium
They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the smithsonian
The one part the fuehrer the one part the pope
It's the inevitable return baby of the great white dope

One part the fuehrer one part the pope
The inevitable return of the great white dope
One part the fuehrer one part the pope
The inevitable return of the great white dope
One part the fuehrer one part the pope
The inevitable return of the great white dope
One part the fuehrer one part the pope
The inevitable return of the great white dope

Great white dope
Great white dope
Great white dope
Great white dope

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